JASON IS A TALL ASS WHITE BOY WITH A GREAT
HEART. HE IS VERY FRIENDLY. I MET HIM AT THE
GRAND BAR IN EL CAJON AND HE TORE THE PLACE UP.
AFTER I PERFORMED, REDNECKS DIDN'T LIKE MY
JOKES, SO THEY DECIDED TO HANG ME, BUT
FORTUNATELY, JASON DID HIS SKIT AND THEY
RELEASED ME. JASON SAVED MY LIFE.  

Oliver
www.myspace.com/oliverparagas
I hear through the grapevine that you have
areola's like buffalo nickles. You're a decent
individual. If you were taller you could have
gotten a free ride through college.

Jeremy Paul
http://www.myspace.com/kabelion
That Jason is funny. And he has a big package if you
know what a mean! (that means he has a big wiener (a
wiener is a slang term five-year-olds use for junk.))

Leana
http://www.myspace.com/leanab
I think you try and come off as weird when in
reality you just have a different sense of humor.

Mike
www.thealternateuniverse.org
Jason does the most awesome joke about seamonkeys I
have ever heard! Oh wait, that's me. Nevermind.

Erica Doering
http://www.myspace.com/ericadoering
Jason Bang is a very cool dude. The first time I met him was
at a bar mitzvah where he was the hired entertainment. He
tried to juggle chainsaws and cut off both of his thumbs.
The Jews just laughed and laughed. He got so mad because
they were laughing, he accused them of being responsible
for all the world's wars and stormed off crying and trying to
stuff his thumbs in his pockets. Obviously I instantly liked
the guy. The next time I saw him he had both thumbs
reattached by a Jewish doctor in La Jolla. So what do I think
of Jason Bang? Two thumbs up.

Erik Knowles
http://www.myspace.com/erikknowles
Jason Bang is FREAKIN tall and FREAKIN skinny and FREAKIN
FUNNY!!!

Brett Gilbert
http://www.myspace.com/brettgilbert
I actually met Jason years back in the jungles of Vietnam,
when he selflessly threw himself on a grenade, thus saving
our entire platoon. Actually, wait...maybe it wasn't an entire
platoon, and come to think of it, we weren't in Vietnam, we
were in my backyard...uh, the grenade was less like a
grenade, more like a 7 layer cake. Let me start over: I met
Jason years back in the jungles of my 8th birthday party
when he selflessly threw himself on my birthday cake, thus
saving our entire platoon...? In his defense, that birthday
party WAS overrun with Viet Cong. (I grew up in Bonita -
what're ya gonna do?) Anyway, we made a pact that day
that I would please never mention the incident again - and I
never did.

Tim Begley
http://www.myspace.com/timbegley
Jason Bang is an anorexic Sasquatch, for those who
don’t know he has to shave his body twice daily to
look almost human.


Scottie Freeman
www.myspace.com/scottiefreeman
A very responsible person who is funny as hell, if hell
can be funny.

Alicia
http://www.myspace.com/alicia_comedy
Jason Bang likes Droopy Vaginas.... and so do I!
WHAT... Yeah I said it "DROOPY VAGINAS...
DROOGINAS! DV...

I think Jason Bang is crazy for liking Droopy
Vaginas.. I really don't like it... ok sometimes I
do.. depending if the sun and Mars line up.

Naro
http://www.myspace.com/naromak
What can one say about Jason Bang?
He was born, lives in San Diego, and is involved as a
comic. I mean when you really think about it, he
brings joy to the world.
This is the part where I get very emotional; so...
I know that many people will respond to Jason's
bulletin requesting them to say what they think
about him. And, a lot of you will say mean and nasty
things about Jason. I cannot defend him! Why? Well,
I never met him, nor have I seen him do comedy.

However, one day I will meet him and see him do
comedy. And when that day comes, I will be able to
defend him from the onslaught of mean and nasty
things that people will say about him.

Until that day comes, I'll be content to read the lies
that people will be spreading about a San Diego
hero. A man of comedy - Jason Bang.

Mitch
http://www.myspace.com/comedyuc