






| I may not be a Pirate, but I know drag queen booty when I see it (and feel it). |
| Wow! It's Cate Gary chillin' backstage at Sunday Seizure Comedy! |
| Evil Quartez, Jeremy Saville, Friendly Bob Murphy, Georgia Van C and Stu Paap at CTK 12. |
| The Trained Killer, Brett Gilbert. Drugs not included. |
| Georgia's reaction (not the state) after hearing that I slipped and fell in the bathroom. |
| Danielle Stewart looking at my freshly worn thong after being thrown at her feet. |

| Three Day Old Beaver, some freak, Danielle Stewart, Nick Hoff and Tim Mars at CTK 13. |
| Marty Laquidara at Sunday Seizure Comedy. He's a Trained Killer! |

| Nick Hoff and Tim Mars about to try for the same fly. |

| The tattoo on Quartez reads, "Born Hustler." Hustler? "Hustla" sounds more street, don't you think? |

| Travis Taylor, Brett Gilbert, Marty Laquidara, Cate Gary, Dangerous Dick, Pointing Man, Erik Knowles and Disco Man in the front. Actually, we were auctioning off the rug and that guy won. |

| Travis Taylor on-stage with a drink in his hand? GET OUTTA HERE!! |

| Tara Walden, James Silverman, Mindy Sheldon, Sarah Blevins, Naveed Bahmub, Oliver Paragas and Pointing Boy at Sunday Seizure Comedy Mar. 18, '07. |

| Jon Heffley does not spell his name John Hefley, so there. |

| Mario Mann in a quiet, retrospective moment as he expresses his love of butterflies. |