This is page six in jasonfreakinbang's gallery of horror and delight.

Ari David is beyond sexy.

Ari David and Fini Goodman have finally
mastered the art of levitation, holmes.

Here's Ari threatening to urinate on the crowd...again. They weren't
buying it this time.

Here's Sarah Blevins proving
that she washes her hands
after taking a dump.

Being a sex-symbol is as simple as
breathing to everyone else.

Here's Ari deciding on
whether or not to show
everyone his belly ring.

Counting down the seconds at Lips until that guy
gets a whiff and stops smiling.

Marty Laquidara asking the crowd to shoot him.
Anywhere. Free shot.

Here I am shilling a shirt and DVD of
Quartez as he prepares to disrobe. Seeing
black men disrobe always gets me in the
mood to buy things.

Tim Mars being Tim Mars because
his drivers license states that he is,
in fact, Tim Mars.