Mark was about to inform Galit that it wasn't
beer that she's been drinking.
"Oh yeah, you won't find a bear
for a hundred miles 'round these
here parts."
I was about to jump, but then Jesus intervened. He's
one of the guys who works in the forest.
"Trust me, swallowing won't taste that bad. It's
the fact that I haven't showered in six months,
that will."
A face that all the women love
but would never ever ever ever
ever ever admit to it.
I said when PIGS fly.
Here I am moments before mooning
on-coming traffic near Palm Desert.
Claudia won the "Spit Into The Air As High As You Can
and Catch It In Your Mouth" contest.