| Galit Levi can Safety Dance like no other. |
| Erik Knowles, Guam Felix and Chris Millhouse plotting my death. |
| Rob Deez, Millhouse and Guam Felix. As you can see, G.F. is an avid "Rock, Paper, Scissors" enthusiast. |
| Marty Laquidara during one of his "queezy" moments. |
| Fart and run. Well, at least Claudia's sinus problem cleared up. |
| Guam Felix always finishes his set by punching the host in the kidneys. |
| As he shook my hand, he instinctively kicked me in the balls. Well, I did make fun of his unibrow. |
| Rob Deez is a six-string Santa. That likes to wear a diaper on stage. |
| I always knew that my name would end up on a marquee. I'm just glad it wasn't followed by "In An All-Black Gay Gangbang." |
| Claudia singing "My Heart Will Go On" while the cleaning crew mops up the hyena urine. |
| The highest bid for Millhouse was 87 bucks. |
| Erik gladly admits to being the one that had been spitting in the mango smoothies. |
| Dan Bialek listening to the tale of me clogging the toilet at Milano..again. |