| The UnUsual Suspects - Guess who's stoned in this picture? |
| Stallone and I just goofing around, as usual. |
| The mic was stuck to my chin for over 20 minutes until the paramedics showed up. |
| Wow. Another picture of me making a stupid face. What a shock. |
| You know what they say about a guy with big feet, right? Big boogers. |
| I'm not Chinese, but the theatre was. Not to mention the naked guy running around claiming to be a fortune cookie. |
| You mention one word about a union and some people go beserk. Thank God my Grandmother was there to give him the Vulcan death pinch from behind. |
| Giving directions to the bathroom from the stage is fun AND educational. |
| The greatest actor/singer (human?) EVER. Someday, an Oscar will be his, Allah willing. |
| Much to my surprise, there was no ice cream waiting for me at the top of the mountain. But there were used condoms and Lottery scratch tickets, however. |
| Scenes from my Arrowhead Water commercial. The one that's seen at 3 A.M. on Sundays. |
| Hmmmmm, that tree is falling in my direction. Decisions, decisions, decisions. |
| Hanging out with the handicapped on a Saturday night. What a life! |
| Moments after this shot, a car drove through the window and nearly killed us! I think. |
| Josh Mullins doing his "Domo Arigato Mister Roboto" dance for all his fans. |
| You give someone a microphone and all of a sudden they become interior decorators. Well buddy, not on MY watch. |
| If this looks a little blurry, then you should really cut back on the acid. |