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| Hey everybody! Welcome to a new feature here at jasonfreakinbang.com, a feature that will actually make you want to come back more than once a month. You’ll be thinking about this page at all hours of the day, especially when you wake up at 3:13 AM to urinate or to devour that bowl of chocolate chip ice cream and Doritos. |
| People have been e-mailing me by the hundreds, “JFB, while we immensely love your humor and fresh style of attire, how about acknowledging the ladies a bit more? How about a section of hotties that work at the DMV or 99 Cent stores?” Hmmmm, while the words “hotties” and “DMV” should never be uttered in the same sentence, that gave me an idea. A really lame idea. So I came up with a better one. Just barely. I’ve decided, Lord willing, that this page will be dedicated to the hot ladies of the comedy biz. They will be sent 20 questions (or so) to answer and if they accept, they will be posted here for the JFB faithful to enjoy. Do you know of a smokin’ hot comedienne? Curious to know if she has zits on her back? Then send me her website address and I’ll try to set something up. And it goes a little something like this…hit it! 20 Questions with.... Becky Buckwild This column is officially dead! R.I.P. |