20 Questions with Becky Buckwild
1. Please tell everyone who you are and what sets you apart from
everyone else in the comedy world. This is also the spot for you to
plug all your shiznit, too. I'm a funny crunk ass bitch ya don't
wanna fuck with but ya wanna be my friend. I'm lovable in a
Bobby and Whitney sort of way. I'm always down to do cool shit
so hit me up if ya need a hot funny bitch. And of course check out
da website www.BeckyBuckwild.com
2. The main reason why you’re being interviewed is because
you’re fine. Please tell the millions of people reading this an
experience when being hot helped you in a situation and when it
was a hindrance (that means, it didn’t help). As if. To be honest
being hot always helps even if your just I might be freaky in bed
hot like me. When I do shows so far I've tried to play down my
assets but I must say since I've put up the sexy pics I've got a lot
more work. I mean like 75% more. (JFB note: to see said pics, go
to the website NOW).
3. Are you lucky enough to have comedy as your full-time
profession or do you have a regular 9-5’er, like working at Dairy
Queen? I also sell weed.
4. Has there ever been a heckler that totally threw you off your
game and what exactly did this bonehead say? Sure but I don't
remember I get over it quick.
5. Ever had one of those sleazy club owners hit on you and if so,
how was it? I think guys are scared to hit on a girl who can make
fun of them so that's a no not yet. Plus I carry weapons.
6. Ever do a show when it’s “that time of the month” and it really
affected your performance, good or bad? Here I will take a note
from Wanda Sykes and stand by her in saying Female Comics
should not talk about their periods.
7. What’s the biggest and smallest crowd you’ve ever performed
in front of? Biggest 300 Improv smallest 3 during the day shift at
the Spearmint Rhino in Upland. Sorry this venue is no longer open.
8. Rate the following guys on a scale of 1-10. 10 being a guy so
hot that it causes the river to flow and 1 being a boil on Abe
Vigoda’s ass. Feel free to explain your answers.
Antonio Banderas - 10 My Gramma said she wanted to take her
teeth out and gum him!
Ron Jeremy - 5 and only because he was on the Surreal Life
otherwise negative
Dr. Dre - 10 I like a man with his mind on his money and his
money on his mind!
Vin Diesel - 3 I bet he's short in real life and 2Fast 2Furious
sucked!
David Hasselhoff - 2 too much head and body hair
Robbie Van Winkle - 1 I would kill him and I ain't goin' back to jail
Orlando Bloom - 1 looks like Peter Pan
David Blaine - 10 he's mad crazy
Mike Tyson - 7 the element of surprise is always sexy
The Rock - 7 very hot, a little too sweaty
Eminem - 5 he's getting fat and he went to rehab
Andy Dick - 2 he's skinnier and does more coke than me! Hell to
the No!
Dennis Rodman - 1 very hot but I can't do the whole STD thing
9. On your website there are some provocative pictures of you
showing off your chest and bodacious booty. Do you work out at
all? Or can you eat Haagen Dazs all day long without it making you
look like a fat pig? I don't eat I feed my breasts.
10. You also appear 420 friendly, due to the “water pipe” on one
of your pages. Do you burn trees? If so, when was the first time
that you met Mary Jane? Yup I met Mary Jane in that freaky ass
Tom Petty video. Good Times!
11. How old were you when you lost your virginity and how old
was the guy? 17 & 17 and the bastard didn't believe me
12. Are you one of those wigger chicks that are into black guys? I
love Black people they are the best but I don't think I'm black and
my boyfriend is a 69 year old white pollack.
13. Ever make out with another girl? Please, please, don't skimp
on the details. Hell yeah! I'd be doin' it right now if I could. Sorry
details are exclusive.
14. Yes or no. Has Becky Buckwild ever...
Taken a dump in a Port-A-Potty? Probably
Given yourself an enema? Hell to da No!
Urinated in the shower? Yes
Seen a UFO? Yes
Been to a heavy metal concert? No
Bought another comedian’s CD? Yes
Smoked so much weed that you forgot where you were? Yes
Drip dried in a comedy club bathroom? Yes
Had sex with someone that you met at one of your shows? Not Yet
Peeled a fool’s cap back? Yes
Bought a MC Hammer album? No
Farted while on stage? No
18. Despite being all tough (after all, you are “Da Gangstress of
Comedy”), I bet you're a girly girl. Perfume, lingerie, chocolate-
covered strawberries and ben-wa balls. Or are you a 40 drinkin’,
rib eatin’, Soul Train watchin’, Bee-yatch slapper? Yes I drink 40's
Bitch well actually 32 oz Miller High Life and I love all da other shit
too except Ben-wa Balls that shit sounds like anal beads or
something in french.
19. The best and worst thing about doing comedy? Comedy is
better than anything in the world. Worst part Joke Jackers!
20. Screw, marry, kill?
Adam Carolla, Steven Wright, Dane Cook
All 3 to all 3 in that order.
Well, mad props to Becky Buckwild for being my first. Don’t let
her appearance fool you, she will throw down on your punk ass, if
you act up. Lesson learned: don’t jack her jokes or she’ll jack you
(and not in a good way, if you know what I mean and I think you
do. If you don’t, I was hinting at something of a sexual nature.
The whole jack reference..oh never mind. Go watch PBS or
something). This is JFB saying…..Audi 5000, G.
Oh yeah, check out BeckyBuckwild.com today, bee-yatch!