WHO THE HELL IS
JASONFREAKINBANG?


JASONFREAKINBANG: HUSBAND, FATHER TO GUCIO,
SZCZEBRZESZYN, SZCZUPAK, SZCZEPAN, SZCZUR, SZCZECIN,
SMIERDZIEL AND FRED, STAND-UP COMEDIAN/COMEDY SHOW
PRODUCER, WORLD TRAVELER, HIKER, CYCLIST, LOVER OF NATURAL
AND PRESERVATIVE-FREE ICE CREAM, DRUG/ALCOHOL-FREE AND AN
ADMIRER OF MIDGETS. ANIMAL LOVER, ENVIRONMENTALIST, AN
AWARD-WINNING BREAK-DANCER IN A PAST LIFE AND A POSSESSOR OF
A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF USELESS MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE.


















WHY SHOULD ANYONE CARE?

DO YOU? YOU WILL! OK, MAYBE YOU WON'T....









THIS SITE IS ABOUT AN INDIVIDUAL WHOSE MAIN GOAL (OTHER THAN
COLLECTING THE TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS OF EVERY MEMBER OF THE
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS) IS TO BRING HAPPINESS TO THE MASSES
(ALL 219 OF YOU) AROUND THE WORLD (MAINE INCLUDED).

IF LAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR CUP O' TEA, THEN GO HERE.

IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH DON KNOTTS, THEN YOU WILL GET
ALONG RATHER NICELY WITH JASONFREAKINBANG (NOT THAT HE
CARES).

COMEDY IS HIS THING. THE MAN POSSESSES A GIFT (AND IT'S NOT A
FRUIT BASKET) THAT HE WANTS TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD. IT'S A
GIFT THAT DOESN'T COME WITH A RECEIPT, SO DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT TRYING TO RETURN IT FOR SOMETHING A BIT MORE
PALATABLE.






















THIS
SITE IS ABOUT ONE MAN AND HIS PASSIONS. HIS LOVES. HIS LIFE. HIS
FLATULENCE FROM HIS REALLY HIGH FIBER DIET.

YOU WILL GET TO KNOW THIS MAN IN WAYS THAT WILL BECOME
MIND-NUMBING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YET, YOU WILL BECOME
ADDICTED (AS IF YOU WERE WATCHING A 72-HOUR MARATHON OF
ALF...DOESN'T THAT SOUND DIVINE?)

JASONFREAKINBANG IS AN EXPERIENCE BEYOND ANY EXPERIENCE
THAT HAS EVER BEEN EXPERIENCED BEFORE (PROVIDED YOU'VE NEVER
USED A PORTA-POTTY).

THIS SITE WILL TELL YOU WHERE HE CAN BE EXPERIENCED. WHERE HE
CAN BE SEEN (NOT IN A GREEN MESH THONG), WHERE HE CAN BE
HEARD (ON THE NEW 50 CENT TRACK?) AND WHERE HE CAN BE
TOUCHED (IN SUCH PLACES AS COMPTON, RANCHO CUCAMONGA AND
DAIRY QUEEN).

SO CHOOSE WISELY BELOW TO BE KEPT IN THE LOOP OF ALL THINGS
JFB. SPREAD THE WORD.
This site was created on July 27,
2005. Beeleedat.

Take me to the top. I command ye!